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>> Thursday, August 19, 2010

eat

and eat

and eat and eat

non..

stop!

My shit was black in colour today!

>> Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Well...it shocked me when i wiped my shit from my asshole today...its BLACK! I got real serious black poops ..hahahhaha... i guess that was because i ate a lots of this bamboo charcoal bread!

i got it from lavender bread house... they are so fugly but super soft and nice..

>> Thursday, June 24, 2010

Read This: hyperactivitypography's book

p/s: click into the link... =)

>> Thursday, April 15, 2010

Perhaps you’ve heard stories of people auctioning off strange items on eBay, like the homely kid who put his virginity up for bid or the bald guys who offer their own heads as advertising space. But those are nothing compared to some of the items that have made their way onto eBay’s digital auction block.
Here are ten of the weirdest things ever to appear on eBay. To qualify for this list, the item or items must have received at least one bid, proving the point that no matter what you have to sell, somewhere there is a buyer for it.

1. Item number not known: “Stricken Life”

2. Item #127658711: Serial Killer’s Fingernails

3. Item #150118191: USAF Hughes AIM-4D Falcon Missile

4. Item #2931457201: Ghost In a Jar

5. Item #289158639: Real Shrunken Head

6. Item #2961640885: Vampire Killing Kit

7. Item #1178647016: Russian Test Space Shuttle

8. Item #248619068: The Meaning of Life

9. Item #277481422: UFO Detector

10. Item #191367029: The Internet

That someone who figured it out item 8 was such a genius, and put it up for sale on electronic market. Even with eight bids this incredible find didn’t fetch much, but it was probably the best $3.26 the winning bidder ever spent. Maybe i should eBay my fart..hhahaah #fart in a bottle and a promise of one sniff u will be up up in the air.. better than a train! hola =)

The private school party!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Last Saturday(12-12-2009) we had a private student party at Eleanor's house!

Those present:
1) Lai kee fui -primary class monitor (nerd)
2)Menz Bai-primary school prefect (good student)
3)Lydia-korean student (ponteng kaki)
3)Francis Lui-primary 2 (nerd)
4)Cliff-Japanese student (ah beng)
5)Collyn Sor-japanese student (ah lian)
7)Michelle Lee- Fuchun sec. Riverside sec. singapore + malaysian student (ah lian)
8)Anais Ooi-primary school student (ah lian)
9)Eleanor-primary school student (big sis)
10)Pier Lim-secondary school JJ1 (over mature)
11)Lim jay hann-kindergarten year2 (the worst student)
12)Steve-secondary school student (gangster)
13)Penny-school drop out (gangster's galfren)
14)Bryan-japanese student (ponteng kaki + ah sia kia)
15)Trust-secondary school student (bangla look like student)

Those absent:
1)Jy-primary school student (ponteng kaki)
2)Vyong-? (aka the nerdy headmaster)

A Conversation...

>> Tuesday, March 3, 2009

A funny conversation between me and jack...

Jack : Bobby just changed a new car(sigh)
Anais : O really!(surprised)
Jack : yup, seem like this global economy crisis is not affecting everyone
Anais : hmmnn....
Jack : everyone is getting a car except me!(sad and disappointed)
Anais : sooner or later it will be your turn
Jack : ya.. people are changing a new car while im changing a new eazylink card...
Anais : lol!! Not changing ur transport instead having your transport card changed... that not a bad idea either!! hahaa

House Pet's Escape Plan

>> Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Cautious.. your pet may be on diet now or they may bite your hand anytime... and stop feeding them with spinach cos they may have some evil escape plan on their mind...hahaa